Laura - 18 - Belgium
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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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gyarados:

People who say “the customer is always right” have clearly never had a conversation with the customer

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ridge:

80% chance he’s referring to anal

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forever:

just imagine how hard it would be to explain the concept of the internet to someone from the 1800s or even the early 1900s like who the hell came up with the idea of websites and proxys and all that it makes my head hurt just thinking about it

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slutmily:

Shout out to every straight boy that has ever said “I’m gonna make you cum” and then did not actually make anyone cum.

sluttyemoji:

TALL BOYS

VERY VERY TALL BOYS

BOYS 

THAT ARE TALL

BOYS WITH HEIGHT

I LOVE IT

sparkafterdark:

Whoever wrote that line has talked to a person who owns horses.